Im down. Lets kill these mother fuckers

>>91
way to entirely miss the point like a champ

My bad... Long day lol. Kill a zombie with a staple gun... How bout a shot though the ear, nose and eye? Bit of a reach, but it could work.
Old cell phone

Shove it in between the zed's teeth, and then proceed to kick in its skull.

A pair of glasses.

Ram the ear thingys in there eye and wiggle it around a little
A human femur

>>100
100 posts!

human femur i got this, there's a sharpened one used as a shiv in riddick escape from butcher bay, so yeah... sharpen it and stab up through the chin into the brain
a pair of kittens (what?)

Easy, kill the kittens (id eat the meat, y not) rip the bones out and use em as tiny knifes. Aim for eyes and ears. Sick, but effective
A mattress (good luck)

>>103
oh i got this. put the mattress at the bottom of a 10 story window and tell the zombie he won't get hurt if he jumps out onto it, but then at the last second pull the mattress away.
car keys.

Bit of a stretch... But ill allow it lol. Easy, kind the car it goes to and run the bastards over. Tht or ram it in there eyes.
A pillow

Easy, same as the mattress, but we need a dumber kind of zombies with this thing
A grain of sand

Short of shooting the grain of sand at super-sonic speeds at the zombies head... I got nothing lol
Do i assume u all will except tht answer?
Plastic fan blade

Snap off one end and ram it up through the chin OR make an ingenious and over rated trap.
Skull

Well, if it's a large skull, like mine, you could break it apart, and use a long piece from the top. Sharpen it and stab it through their eye, swirl their brains up a bit.
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Hair straightener.

Uhhhhh... straighten the zombies hair with it then rip off the scalp then ram it through the skull.
A cup

Like an athletic cup? Well that would have an elastic waistband, so I'd put a rock in it and use it as a slingshot.
bicycle

Hmm run into the zombie and knock it down then take the bike chain off and whip it until your through its skull.
A skyscraper( You can do this!)

Have them chase you to the top, then trip them over the edge :)

A styrofoam cup.

Make napalm and mix it into a grenade then throw said nade into zombie face then say "theres a lake!" when its actually a cement mixer

>>255
Oops forgot an item
Item: Stick

Jab through the eye

Ice cream

>>322
ice cream is easy; everyone knows zombies are lactose intolerant
item: wet laundry

Make a rope from the laundry, wrap it around the zombie's neck, and gather your friends to play tugofwar until its head pops off.
A cigarette butt.

easy- dip it in liquid nitrogen + use the aforementioned cup slingshot = dead zombie butt head!!!
: a mustard packet