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45693 No.90   [Reply]

Here is a game for everyone. The user above gives a weapon and the user below tells them how to kill a zombie with that weapon, and gives an item to the next user.

For example:
User 1: A bomb

User 2: Drop it on them

A stapler
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First item: A staple gun

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>> No.255  

Make napalm and mix it into a grenade then throw said nade into zombie face then say "theres a lake!" when its actually a cement mixer

>> No.260  

>>255
Oops forgot an item
Item: Stick

>> No.322  

Jab through the eye

Ice cream

>> No.323  

>>322
ice cream is easy; everyone knows zombies are lactose intolerant
item: wet laundry


No.316   [Reply]

Can someone link me or explain the best/easiest way to make these? different types etc

>> No.318  

I can explain the general concept, up to you to devise the rest.
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Here's the basic premise: You have a piece of wood firmly attached to the ground, and a piece of wood firmly attached to something that's bent down (typically a tree). You bend the tree down and attach the tree hook to the ground anchor, and tie a net to a tree.
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The most direct way of doing this is to cut a square notch in the tree hook and/or the ground anchor so you can clip the two pieces together. When the animal runs past and bumps into the hook mechanism the two pieces pop apart, causing the tree to suddenly stand up and lift the net up with it.
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This is great for small game because a small sapling is bendy yet still capable of lifting up a small rabbit. For catching a human however a sapling won't do the trick. You could use the same idea to cause the net to drop, or alternatively use a weight/pully system to have a weight heavier than your target applying pressure to the trigger (though for this you'll likely need an industrial cut 2x4 or metal bar, and the human will have to run into it fairly hard.
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Another method would be to have a thin nylon cord as a tripwire to pull a pin out of something. You could say have a wooden board that just barely doesn't reach between two thick branches of a tree, then using the "pin" (maybe a book or a bottle or something) provide the bar with the extra distance. When the cord is pulled out, the wooden bar will drop, releasing whatever weight or net you want.

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Here's another idea: Use a closet pole (the round 1 inch diameter 10 foot long poles) as a tripwire, run the tripwire diagonally from one corner of a hammock to the other, and place it so it's forming a diamond shape on the persons path, then attach two smaller weights to each of those corners running up and over a tree branch. The corner the person enters from will be laying flat, and when the bar is tripped the net is free to lift.
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I did a quick sketch to illustrate the idea.

>> No.321  

wait just a damn minute... why are you trying to CATCH a live zombie again?


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28659 No.314   [Reply]

A gun lets you shoot 6-10 zombies, but a high wall puts an uncrossable barrier between you and a hundred cops, robbers, zombies, and dogs, and you can more easily pick them off as they gradually find their way over one by one.
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If you can't get to the top of a 9-10 foot wall bare handed, I'd suggest you put this on your to-do list.

>> No.315  

You remember me ? Haha, I like the forum the way it is currently, just get hacked and fucked till you start crying to your moms. You asocial obese useless retards. Get a life !

>> No.320  

>>315
Flyboy... i have no idea who you are, but fun fact: when i create fake accounts on video games to scam people or try and sneak into a group i use the name "Flyboy". I picked it because it's a generic shit online user name, like the kind you would see a 12 year old use in a bad movie or a cartoon show. It's just real enough people trust it's not a garbage fake name.
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Funny you use it as your user name though, my friends 9 year old brother does as well. Did you get it from Transformers: Beast Wars too?


No.302   [Reply]

i'm new here but was wondering why isn't the forum as popular as it used to be.

>> No.303  

idk maybe people just forgot about it or got tired of it (im new here too so i have no idea)

>> No.304  

The page got hacked a few months ago and google and a number of ISPs had the site flagged as distributing viruses (which I finally got fixed 3 days ago). Also, prior to that the PHPBB broke and was entirely offline for about 6 months, so the last year has been pretty rough.
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That and not everyone is used to the new layout.

>> No.305  

I used to be on this site quite often, but since a lot of people left when the layout changed, it seems as if there is nobody to discuss with... /sadface
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I still check in once in a while though. If any of you new guys have questions or something you've learned and want to share, ask away and post. I'd love to have something to discuss for once.

>> No.313  

I think half of it was the layout change and half of it was google blocking the website


No.306   [Reply]

Adding a link,but not a picture cuz my computer's been messing up and I don't know what it might do to the site.

Has anybody seen the new Planet of the Apes movie? Rise of the Planet of the Apes? Well, I'm going to ruin something for you if you didn't watch it after the credits:

The asshole neighbor who is infected with the deadly ALZ virus works as a pilot on an airplane. This link I just gave you shows the airport connections of the world.
Did you know that the air on an airplane is recycled over and over again? That means that if someone is sick, you are breathing in their germs for however many hours you're in the air, no matter how far away/which section you're in.

How's THAT for a terrifying way to spread a zombie virus?

>> No.307  

http://imgur.com/gallery/s4IYp yeah if you click my name in the first post it takes you there but I don't know if that would be obvious to everybody.

>> No.308  

Well, there's only one solution to this: bring gasmasks to your next flight!
... why are people suddenly screaming about terrorists? O_o

>> No.312  

Reminds me of a flash game called Pandemic, where you have to engineer a virus and try to infect the entire world. Airlines are the fastest way to spread the disease and they have huge global coverage. The real challenge is getting the islands that lack international airports (i.e. madagascar)
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http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/360724


No.289   [Reply]

Alright, who are still on this forum? I've been away for quite a while, so I haven't been able to check this site for weeks. Reply to this post if you still check on the site somewhat regularly.

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>> No.295  

Alright, I'm tired of waiting for people to respond. This site needs some new blood. I'll try and tell people about OZORT on other survivalist forums. Redux, do you have any good suggestions about how to get some traffic to this site?

>> No.296  

>>295
i never did anything in the first place, people just kind of showed up over time, then when everything was broken they left over time. I'm hoping if i keep stuff working, people will just accumulate.

>> No.309  

I still lurk from time to time.

>> No.311  

You remember me ? Haha, I like the forum the way it is currently, just get hacked and fucked till you start crying to your moms. You asocial obese useless retards. Get a life !


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49679 No.301   [Reply]

I just noticed our page got hacked again and google has been blocking it. some of the bits of the old forum code were still on the page, which was used to upload executable code to the IMAGES folder and then rewrite the index page. I deleted what's left of the forum code so hopefully this won't happen again.


No.67   [Reply]

i think headshot is not necessary for killing zombies, we still could shoot their heart and they will die.

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>> No.290  

>>259
of course i missed the point entirely, you started off talking about the "sheer number of mutations" but apparently weren't talking about the special zombie types, then moved on to talking about skynet and terminator.
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i don't feel particularly bad for not being able to follow your train of thought, but it would be constructive if you focused more energy on communicating effectively and less on being defensive.

>> No.297  

Ive been studying viruses in my Microbiology classes. And viruses just jack your own cells replication machinery (organelles) to replicate themselves, which eventually kills your cells.
So, the only way this would really work, is if it worked like the rabies virus and effected your brain. Subjects express symptoms of hydrophobia and aerophobia (fear of water and air), so mutations could theoretically happen that make you attack people (which is sometimes a symptom of rabies, since patients usually become delusional because theyre brain is being destroyed).
Now, its possible that a virus could cause deterioration in parts of the brain, causing people to act more animal like, attacking people of things, because they brain is slowly dying.
Now, you need your brain to function. So you cant loose too much of it before you stop breathing, or stop moving, or just stop being able to send signals to start or stop something that would be important.
So, a virus, if it could make you into a violent delusional psycho, it wouldnt last for very long, because you would die pretty quick once symptoms started to show.
So, it could spread quickly, and kill lots pf people if its incubation period goes unnoticed, but you would not be shuffling around for eternity, your body would still be your body. And you would die in the same ways as everyone else as a result of trauma. (Mostly, but ill address this in a second.)
Ok, so what about bacteria. Well, bacteria do live amoungst us, and do constantly adapt and change, unlike viruses which are very specific to species and area of infection. Bacteria can pretty much grow anywhere if the conditions are right, so they could grow on your skin, and rot your flesh, they can grow in you, and kill you if your body doesnt amount a good response fast enough.

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>> No.298  

>>297

Now, you can read free FBI papers on ballistics, but i can sum it up for you too.
Unless the central nervous system (brain, brain stem, spinal cord) is destroyed of severly damaged, there is no medical reason for you to die instantly.
even if you completely destroyed the heart, you would still have enough oxygen in your blood to keep you alive for about 15-30 seconds.
So why then do police depts, govt agencies, and the military, train to shoot the center of mass?
Because its a bigger target, and just because there is slim chance of a "insta kill" the risks outweigh the benifits for training headshots (unless you are a dedicated marksman for an agency of military unit)
There is still alot of shit that will kill you quickly if its hurt in your body. You have your heart, aorta, other cardiovascular pumps and arteries, lungs, and liver, and spinal cord. Now, if you have a bullet in any of these places, chances of you living for a long time are slim.
Your heart will not be able to pump blood to your brain.
Your liver will not be able to contain all the nasty shit that it uses to filter and help with digestion in your body, which would cause your blood to become diseased and acidic, which would kill you very fast.

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>> No.300  

I salute you, sir/ma'am. However, while I do not disagree with any of what you said about how bullets kill, I will make these points: While you could stay alive after your heart stops beating, it is highly unlikely. The shock generally kills people instantly. Not always, of course, but usually. Also, you would still be 'alive' for longer than the 15-30 seconds you mentioned. The vast majority of people, when circulation is completely cut off to the brain, are only unconscious within 15-30 seconds. It generally takes 40 seconds to a minute for death. However, an unconscious enemy who will be dead within moments is close enough to a dead enemy. Point 2: firearms absorb part of the recoil from the round being fired. Semiauto more than revolvers/bolt-action/single shot, of course. They have springs and rechamber mechanisms as well as the weight of the weapon. Add this to the fact that the shooter is prepared for the 'kick' and that some weapons will knock you on your butt if you aren't, it is possible that a round would have enough punch to knock someone down. Just saying.


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We had just barely crawled our way through the wreckage of this nuked site, merely beginning to think about rebuilding the threads, when all of a sudden, IT FUCKING HAPPENS AGAIN. I want the names of the culprits and a shotgun - not necessarily in that order.

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>> No.26  

>>25
If there's an ozort backup site i'm unaware of its existence
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>>24
I think the image board style is as good or better than what we had before. What's important isn't us or our user avatars or our favorite flavor of cake, it's our ideas, and image boards focus on ideas over the users identities.
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A few advantages to an image board: you can see recent replies without opening the thread, visitors can get to voicing opinions more quickly which generally brings out more opinions, ideas have to be weighed on the merit of the idea rather than the identity of the speaker, and you can speak out an unpopular opinion without retribution.
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Try this out for a while and see how it works, I frankly think it's a cleaner and more spacious system, like an entire message board moved outside from its cramped high shelf tiny room and spread itself out on hundreds of blankets.

>> No.27  

>>26
I forgot one of the best parts, each thread gets a unique image to represent it on the first post that sort of acts as it's "mascot" which allows you to quickly find a thread you were looking at before, and sort of gives the thread more personality.

>> No.31  

I think the name was "delta black op" something, Zero put a link in the chatbox ages ago, but I kind of forgot what it was when I changed mny computer...

>> No.299  

I believe this is a legit one

http://ozort.lefora.com/gateway/?next=/

and i think this one too

http://zombieoutbreaks.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=intros&action=display&thread=21


No.258   [Reply]

this board sucks now. haven't been here in years and well..this version is the worst i've ever seen.

>> No.261  

Then make a better one. Or even better, fill this board with enough good content to make it useful.

>> No.263  

>>258
there's no bots or spam and the last board broke because it got hacked and you still find reason to complain? get the fuck out

>> No.288  

code a captcha box back into the registration and make this bitch the way it used to be nigger

>> No.291  

>>288
the old registration had a captcha box, it didn't work. you think two captchas would be more effective? feel free to write the code and submit it to me, i already spent hundreds of hours using all sorts of detection methods and captchas on the old site. if you've got a better way to do it, please write the code and send it to me.


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